You’re 5,000 candles in the wind.
me as hell
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
me at school
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable